Planning a trip halfway across the world to Thailand may seem daunting at first. It’s an exotic land, full of new culture and customs that you’re just not used to. The truth is, however, plenty of things you’ve read or heard about Thailand are probably not true.
From paranoia over ice cubes, to outdated prejudices portraying Bangkok as just a big city of sins, we set the record straight by dispelling these 10 myths about Thailand.
- Damnoen Saduak Floating Market Tour
- Banyan Tree's Apsara Dinner Cruise
- Vertigo & Moon Bar Rooftop Dining
- Ayutthaya Ancient Capital Tour with River Cruise
- Shangri-La Hotel's Buffet Dinner Cruise
- Bridge on the River Kwai & Historic Railway Tour
- Siam Niramit Dinner Show
- Calypso Bangkok Cabaret Show
- Chao Phraya River Dinner Cruise
- Grand Palace & Emerald Buddha Half-Day Tour
Ice will make you sick
Whether you’re enjoying an overpriced iced coffee in Starbucks, or sipping chilled water in a rough-looking street food vendor down a back alley, your chances of getting sick from ice are about zero. All shops, bars and restaurants in Thailand order their ice from certified vendors – or get it from the local 7/11 – and it’s all made from clean water.
All Thais are poor
Another myth about Thailand is that is most people here are poor. Yes, this is still a developing country with low wages and poverty still in existence, but people don’t ride on elephants to get to work anymore. The middle class population continues to grow year after year, luxury condominiums open up on a monthly basis, more cars congest the roads every day, and let’s not even start about how many malls there are.
If you’re rummaging through a pile of 1,000-baht Louis Vuitton bags spread over the floor of a night market, they’re going to be copies. But the claim that all brand items in Thailand are fake is a complete myth, with literally hundreds of malls across the country selling the real deal. For the biggest concentration of luxury brands, head to Central Embassy, Paragon or Gaysorn Plaza in Bangkok. Read More...
Cocktail buckets contain amphetamines or speed
This is a myth that started on the Thai islands and spread through word of mouth across the Southeast Asian backpacking trail. Although this potent mix of whiskey, coke and energy drink might make you feel like you’ve ingested something illegal, the old story of Thai Red Bull (or an equivalent like M150) containing amphetamines is not true, and never has been. However, these buckets are loaded with alcohol, sugar, caffeine, taurine and a whole list of other additives - which might explain the delusional state you’ll be in after finishing two of them.
The truth is, Thailand has a bad reputation for sex tourism, but the idea that all guys come here for one thing only is now all but a myth. Bangkok, especially, is a global city, full of international companies hiring expats and schools in need of native English teachers, whilst the thriving shopping, dining and nightlife scene in the capital has been gradually suppressing Thailand’s outdated, sleazy side for years (although, we admit, it is still here in small pockets). Read More...
Just like the British don’t sit down for ‘high tea’ every day, and the Japanese don’t exclusively live off raw fish, eating Thai food doesn’t mean you’re going to blow your head off with spice. Popular dishes like noodle soups, chicken over rice, pad Thai and fried rice are all mild, with chili added to taste after they are served. That said, those with more of a sensitive palate should beware of the likes of som tam, tom yam kung and nam tok – ask for ‘mai ped’ to wimp-out. Read More...
No you can’t get half price off that silk rug at Chatuchak, 50 baht for a pair of fake Ray Bans is low enough already, and if anything, you should be paying the poor lady massaging your feet MORE, not less. Of course, bargaining is acceptable at markets, but keep it sensible and politely ask ‘lod dai mai?’ (discount?) to get a small reduction, if you’re lucky. As for malls, don’t even bother unless you’re at MBK or Pantip Plaza. Read More...
With enough guesthouses, tour agencies, bars, restaurants and massage parlous to last a lifetime, you can’t be blamed for thinking Khao San Road is the centre of Bangkok - especially if you’ve booked your room there. However, Khao San and the surrounding neighbourhood just a small part of the Old City, relatively underdeveloped and regarded by many locals as a farang-only-zone. For a better taste of what Bangkok really has to offer, head to Siam, Silom, Thonglor and Sukhumvit (all in the downtown area of Bangkok). Read More...
You’re screwed if you can’t use chopsticks
The humble pair of chopsticks is an image of Asia, but don’t be fooled into thinking this is the only way Thais eat their food. In fact, a spoon and folk is the most popular choice of cutlery, with chopsticks usually reserved for noodle dishes only.
Even in the middle of ‘wet season’ a typical day in Thailand is mostly dry, with short bursts of heavy rain spared for the evening and night. A full day of rain is quite rare in Bangkok, although the islands in the south of Thailand such as Phuket can see more prolonged periods of downfall, sometimes lasting a few days at a time. Find more info in our handy weather section. Read More...